Hi, I'm Mike D'Amato, multimedia maniac from the obnoxious living state of Washingturd. Most people do NOT like me! I define myself as a jokester freak Neo-Nihilist. I have a very dark sense of humor. I hate progressive millennials. I despise Judd Apatow movies. I love most stuff satirical, weird, bizarre, anti-humor, gory and gross. I could go on, but there's not enough characters left. Oh, well. ... more